Killing a zebra and hoping that, if you try hard enough, you can get a leopard-print skin. Probably the dumbest thing a person can assume.
Save water, give head.
So many cat pictures on the internet, so little time to fawn over them.
(Source: socksinshoes, via i-think-we-should-sex)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Bitch get in my van.
Let’s make passionate fukey-fukey under the setting sun.
(via i-think-we-should-sex)
